Sealife Centre Blackpool 2 for 1 Voucher
Pretty much as it says on the box print off and present…..
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Sky have the option within reason to alter dates and times of kick-off to fit in with their TV Schedules. For away fans that wish to follow their team to Blackpool and make a weekend of it the Illuminations will be switched on on Friday 3rd September 2010 and will shine every night until Sunday 7th November 2010. Blackpool Pleasure Beach will open on certain weekends through the closed season (usually end of the Illuminations until Easter) check out their web site and that of the Sandcastle Water park for details. Information will be published here when known.
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| There’s a famous seaside place called Blackpool,
That’s noted for fresh air and fun, And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom Went there with young Albert, their son.
All dressed in his best; quite a swell With a stick with an ‘orse’s ‘ead ‘andle, The finest that Woolworth could sell.
The waves, they was fiddlin’ and small, There was no wrecks and nobody drownded, Fact, nothing to laugh at at all.
They paid and went into the Zoo, Where they’d Lions and Tigers and Camels, And old ale and sandwiches too.
His nose were all covered with scars - He lay in a somnolent posture, With the side of his face on the bars.
How they was ferocious and wild - To see Wallace lying so peaceful, Well, it didn’t seem right to the child.
Not showing a morsel of fear, Took his stick with its ‘orse’s ‘ead ‘andle And pushed it in Wallace’s ear.
For giving a kind of a roll, He pulled Albert inside the cage with ‘im, And swallowed the little lad ‘ole.
And didn’t know what to do next, Said ‘Mother! Yon Lion’s ‘et Albert’, And Mother said ‘Ee, I am vexed!’ |
Then Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom -
Quite rightly, when all’s said and done, - Complained to the Animal Keeper That the Lion had eaten their son.
He said ‘What a nasty mishap. Are you sure that it’s your boy he’s eaten?’ Pa said ‘Am I sure? There’s his cap!’
He came and said ‘What’s to do?’ Pa said ‘Yon Lion’s ‘et Albert, And ‘im in his Sunday clothes, too.’
I think it’s a shame and a sin For a lion to go and eat Albert, And after we’ve paid to come in.’
He took out his purse right away, Saying ‘How much to settle the matter?’ And Pa said ‘What do you usually pay?’
When she thought where her Albert had gone. She said ‘No! someone’s got to be summonsed’- So that was decided upon.
In front of the Magistrate chap; They told ‘im what happened to Albert, And proved it by showing his cap.
That no one was really to blame, And he said that he hoped the Ramsbottoms Would have further sons to their name.
‘And thank you, sir, kindly,’ said she. ‘What, waste all our lives raising children To feed ruddy Lions? Not me!’ |
Monday 24th May 2010
Some Pictures Provided by my Good Friend Alan Cumpsty of the Verdo Hotel South Shore Blackpool
Family 4 – June 2010 |
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| Throughout June enjoy a fun filled family day out just £66, that’s an amazing saving of up to £49 off the gate price.
For the ultimate in thrills why not brave the UK’s tallest, fastest rollercoaster – the Pepsi Max Big One. Hold your breath as you board Infusion, the exhilarating, five looping coaster which is the first in the world to be suspended completely over water. If you prefer things a little more leisurely why not take a trip on our very own steam locomotive, the Pleasure Beach Express, take a leisurely cruise on the River Caves or enjoy the Spectacular Dancing Water Show. Offer applies to family of four when booking wristbands online in advance.
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